BACONHENGE...
*MUSIC SELECTION: Spinal Tap - Stonehenge *
"Baconhenge, located on the Salisbury steak plain, can be used to predict eclipses, solstices, equinoxes, colon polyps and heart attacks." (Ross 09)* "While Hobbits frolicked in the living room, Diphenge mysteriously formed in the kitchen during a Christmas party at my house last December. It foretold of wine-induced hangovers and a travesty of Christmas lights sprawled across every bit of foliage in the front yard." (Lisa 09)
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