NEW LYRICS:
If loving bacon is wrong I don't wanna be right
If loving bacon is wrong I don't wanna be right
If being right means being without bacon
I'd rather go through life being mistaken
Your butcher and doctor say it's a shame
It's a downright disgrace
Long as I got bacon by my side
I don't care if they are on my case
Your friends tell you there's no future
In being a bacon fan
If I can't eat you when I want
I'll hide you in my van
If loving bacon is wrong I don't wanna be right
If loving bacon is wrong I don't wanna be right
Am I wrong to fall so deeply in love with you
Knowing I got a pack of sausage their
Depending on me too
And am I wrong to hunger for
the gentleness of your crunch
knowing I got some bacon at home
who's waiting for me at lunch
Your friends tell you there is danger
Frying bacon naked in a pan
If I can't love you when I want
I need to find a bacon man
If loving bacon is wrong I don't wanna be right
If loving bacon is wrong I don't wanna be right
Your friends tell you there's no future
In being a bacon girl
You know I love you bacon
I'd even share you with a squirrel
If loving bacon is wrong I don't wanna be right
If loving bacon is wrong I don't wanna be right
I don't wanna be right
If it means eaten eggs alone at night
I don't wanna be right
If it means eaten lettuce and tomatoes alone on toast
I don't wanna, I love you most
I don't wanna never, never, never be right